Modern Vacations I wish I took, sort of

Modern Vacation Variation One

So we took a little vacation
Booked it online
Went to the airport
Took a Taxi
The package included breakfast and dinner
Saw the sights, Museums and the River
Monet and Picasso and a giant dinosaur
Bought a book about the city's art
Stopped at Starbucks to send an email
I forgot my favorite toothbrush, picked another one
We got tired in the afternoon, took a nap
Made love on the itchy sheets
Had dinner, Fillet, Asparagus, Garlic Mash
The best Creme Brulee you ever had
The next day we took a helicopter ride
You wouldn't believe the size of it
Ate lunch at a fancy restaurant
I stopped, she got mad, I really needed a Big Mac
Bought her a bracelet
Got a little buzzed later
Looked at the lights, the bridge
Took a picture, a taxi, a plane
So glad to be home

Variation number two-

So we decided to take a little trip/ Booked it online/ Airport, Plane, Taxi, Hotel/ Then freedom/ We walked the streets everyday/ The people smiling and brown/ Met an expat at a bar who sold us great hash/ Skipped the only plans we really had/ The fruit tastes like fruit, fish not like fish/ Exhausted from beach combing, collapsed in bed/ Made love on sandy sheets/ A walk turned into a hike/ In a shallow turquoise pool we fell in love again/ No one is ever ready to leave paradise/ Tried to pack the place into our suitcases/ Took a picture, a taxi, a plane/ Glad to be home again

Humanista